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and i don't care if she has different views. she writes her songs. odshe's great with her fans more than anybody i've ever seen. actuallyis h, he's enormously. >> you know, it's like mahomes and and travis kelce. >> it's like gronkowski and brady. >> it's so good. yeah, absolutely right. but that's up to you people. like you, myself and others, wen all we harbor a levelko of responsibilitws y as well because we have to make sure that while we're disagreeing, weegrein have to be disagreeabl. we don't have to be volatile with one another. have the example that we have and yet when we go there. no, you did it. nodidn't. happene you did thatn >> all right. i got to tel wednesdl you, lookr what she's done for the nfl record ratings. >> all right, stephen, are you the best all the time we have left? don't forget, audience shows wednesday and thursday are free. hannity .com. we hope you'll join us. free footbale freennity.com, we. in the meantime, let note your heart be troubled. why his, greg gutfeld whatyou.
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is he is doing and you you andci you yongu you're coming back to me in my apartment. love ieverybt. happy monday, everybody. and strap yourselves in because we're about to get deeper thanis . my proctologist after he takes off his rolex. tonight's show is more than entertainment. it's three credits at gutfeld universityat. ce let's go. so back in ancient greece, the famous philosopher socrates actually to drink a cup of poisoned hemlock rather than renounce what heemlock in. g that's a tough guy. i think mitch mcconneluytcl trid that once with a bottle of expired ensure that. o >> but they sure don't make philosophers like they to. they used to die for
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their causes. now they whine about them. >> on last week's bill maher show celebrated vie political philosopher sam harris explained the left's >> trump. it'd donal >> everything he's doing is ing. plain view and it's notlitica illegal. he's just violating every political norm, whiclh he has shattered every norm. but we didn't even know we even hon how much we relied on norms. i mean, we're a nation of laws. right. hemore important than the laws a are the norms. like. liker of 2 million fewer peacefl transfer of power when you're a president. mean that that was the most shocking violation of of normal democratic principles. >> yeah, i think i agree. ohr s ba, guy's a bigger gasbage the hindenburg. glad we have a picture to show . he's worried about violatingabou norms. this is 70% of americans say the country is goingve on the wrong track. now, you think we'd move paste n all that old b.s. that trump's
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words are worse than the left' f actions? but now we've had three years of action. and it, if i'm not missing trump's words. t right.me >> megan, you've called women. you don't like fat pigt s, dogsd slobs and disgusting animals. your twitter account. only rosie o'donnell. no, it wasn't. it still gets a laugh. >> but how awful and mean and hurtful. hurtfbut sam, is it as awful ar or a non-existent border or a never ending crime wave? now,person w one person wasn't m that and it was mary catherine ham. i have to say, i used to date her sister, honey bake d. >> i wonder if she agrees w with him about the normsit. g in i agree with you about the norms. and here's the problem. the justich of including in the justice system looked at trump
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and said he's going to bust all the norms. and you know what we need to dto ? n >> bust all the norms to stop him. and that is a very, veryot- c the is. oh, they just crumbledled.. vese kudos to her for pointing outd that the left themselves have scrappedrms to the norms to trya to get rid of the big orange meanie. >>s th it's as if they used accusations of immorality that didn't materialize to justify their own, which did. >> but always the brilliant but fragile sam's response seems to be, yeah,yeaht bu but, but, but, but. >> trump. it's the left magic word. logi logic no longer applies, and you forget everything else. that's their versioninelse of. >> yelling fire in a crowded theater or yelling free donutsut in green room at the view. but this isn'the the time trumps made sam snap liketr aaron rodgers ankle. oh, i know. i don't even know who he is,said actually. >> remember what harri about hus about hunter? that he wouldn't care if he was a murderouphile bes.
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trump's way worse. hunter biden literally could ha o had the corpses b of children in his basemenast. i would not have cared whatever scope of joe biden's corruption like you, if we could just go down that rabbit hole endlessly endless and unded that he's getting kickbacks from hunter biden's deals in, ukraine or wherever else, right. >> or china. it is infinitesimal comparedy co to the corruption. >> w>>e know trump is involved.t which isn'rut true, of course. >> but sam wouldn't have cared about dead kids in the basement . guess that explains the bone sore in his coat pocket. t >> but to sam, trump is walking hemlock due to all thesenorm nos being violated. but which ones really? er >> again, was it the border norms?um no. back under trump, wehad had a border which is normal for countries throughout all of recorded history. , pill otherwise, people pillage your country like it's a san franciscuntro. r norm >> walgreens. law and order norms?ess.
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well, i guess things are more normal now, right? because lootin g and murders could never be as bad as mean tweets. sorrbad as meay, i've yet to her about that old asian man that was beat to death by a world gang of trump's tweets. but in sam'shat', that's the fit thing storekeepers say when they're getting brutalizedd by. >> thugs. thank god no one's reading this . >> someone's feelings coult dhut get hurt. conflic foreign policy norms. we're funding the biggest european conflict sincd ande war two and treating it as business as usual. by the way trump's tally on wars. here's a hint it's the exact same number as things kamalas harris has accomplished as vp. ohro. biological norms. oh, please, n'. you know, there's no such thing as gender anymore. genders are like, so s years ag. i guess maybe sam's happier with the phrase her by the . who would have thought that be
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a punch line? e. and they one. >> so this is the new normal.onf alwatching nation fall apart while we panic over pronouns. this guy is soft as a tube sock filled with yogurt. iyou see the point, though? if america had an eight yard apartment. 40% of the country would be in there sobbing and claiming that they don't feel. pod every time trump approaches the podium. at least that'ius the percentage the media wants you to believe. personally, i believe it's a lo's a lest. ll the by the way, how coul td a party that wants to feel safe alltted the time invite millions of unvetted illegals into iny. seeingal i guess nothing makes them feel safer than seeing a young malegs face in the atm mirror with three teardrop tattoos. e c >> but hey, maybe that means he watched love. actually three times and cried each time. that looked as trump say tweet things that a president has nikktraditionally not done. yes. just this weekend, nikki haleyie
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says trump's campaign left a birdcage and bird food outside her hotel room in iowa. it's a reference to the new birdbrain nickname trump spit testing out for halee left ty. ristie he left the same gifts outside chris christie's room, but the'x day the bird food was gone. so, yeah, of course he does some things past presidents haven't done, and maybe i wish t he would not, because it scarese the snowflakes, jams of the world, but because it detracts from his message. s mebut sorry, folks, trump's a package deal. you get the good, the bad, of nthe ugly i'm, and i'm far me interested in the violation of norms that affect our lives. not words, but again, deeds, tis record inflation, a plummeting national quality of life . cities that look like the kind of places you normally send un peacekeeperace kes. presid and let's be even more honest, if we're talking about presidential norms, how do you explain this? >> i hope this experience forbeo
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the speaker has beenne one of personal revelation. oti'm not being facetious. i anyway. oh, that that's bad. not st so much for the norms of walking, talking and noart starting world war three. >> but if joe's normal wil, i wl take the abnormal orange guy every time. so should you, larry. welcome. tonight's guestolet. ks he doesn't sell stolen watches on the street corner. like a ghe just looks like a gu, you guys. joseph fox acros jamies americay fallon seems resplendent,resple transcended and oundr independes fox news contributor tulsi gabbard, he's never leery of an
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intriguing theory. host of the great report hotel gse at and she's back from spar ready to give the paink . "new york times" bestselling author and fox news contributor kat timpf. >> jimmy, it's good to see you. only war, part of a snake today. e still you make of the fact that there's still going back to this words versus deed stuff? i mean, don' that they that lika they we now have evidence. yeah, i. inso far beyond and in defense of the snake we can't all afford to shop at ththe peter dinklage collection. someday my ship has sailed. yei will gs. i'll get that game of thrones to money. you know what i'm saying? it's so funny, because everything that surrounds trump is a manufactured hysteria. and we've been following politics, so we know this. trump was a part of the fabrictf
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of society for 40 years. he went on the view. he went on howarrnd. and then one day he went f on oprah, and then one day he ran foror pre president. was like his handler, were like it, you owe hitler money for the last 15 seasons of the apprentice. yeah, i'm saying, yeah. so what theyse, did is theyd declared, you know how in covid they declared a covid emergencay to take away our rights. >> they've kind of declared a trump emergenc rights.y in bre and they're trying to take away his rights. but the reason it's so because we'r is because we'red s watching this juxtaposed against biden. and it's obvious o biden biden s to help. joe biden behaves like someone you shouldn't budey weed from. >> you know what i'm saying? if you had a friend that quit speaking in the middle of a sentence because he was senishedecause okay, he's sendig in the pun team on second down a and then shaking hands with an invisible friend, you'd be like, yo, i'm not smokingh,nt that, you know, and that's what we have. do s wit to do stuffe a to trump. that's where we are. yeah. yeah. you actually made a veryvery oe in good point once in a while. i know, i know. they're declaring a trump emergencp emy
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y that suspends all ofe his rights, but it is so, tulsi, you don't have to likguye the guy, right? >> i mean, it's like. but i mean, if you just took a single variable, like, death from war, that's all you would need to dos . yea trump has zero in biden. i don't even know what numberu he hasar. o yeah, you know, when you're talking about suspending all of trump's rights, reallp, y what they're doing is suspending and destroying the veryve our of our democracy. and we're seeing it right before us. yow sa saw samsaw it say, what did he say? more important than laws,n unde our norms. >> yes. well, the democrats are so intent on undermininrmg thg rul of law and destroying our democracy in order to destroy biden's major political opponent. they are setting thisetting s incredibly dangerous precedent that anyone who comes into powe powerr after this will sayw they did it before this new is something that they are that they are creatine g. we saw it play out today in they court. trump spent the day in court here in new york city instead of out campaigning, which
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is exactly where they want himwn ,where the new york attorney general who campaigned on the fact that she would go and take down he i trump, well, she's carrying that out ruleg now, interfere, usin rule of law in order to interfere with our democracy . you know, you brought that quote that you pulledou, or hotez when tulsi says that,an what's more, more important than laws are norms. >> that's only if they getms to come up with the norms. >> you won't be able to come up but wil. ader o >> sam harris will. the , as the de facto leader the black community or representative in the black communit y, i'd just like to say don that whe'tn say we don't like white men, we're talking about sam harrism harris. like he's the easiesta st stereotype character of like,itu that's the white guy. i don't likey , and the white gh i do like is a stereotypical charactearr of, donald trump.
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i mean, donald trump is probably the blackest president we've ever had. >> but let's talk about the norms, right? becaus ande you mentioned norms and norms are exactly what's wronthg. this country, we have too muchnm normal, normalal was walking outside the house with a diaper on your face yeah.. p >> yeah, normal was getting jammed up. what an experimental concoction. these things became normal. we have to destroy w norms. it was the american wayom gre to deviateat. >> great britain's way of life. so we we're not about norms. we're about destroying norms. when he says normss norm, what s saying is please conform to the democratic way of thinking. please conform and be a communist. please do as we say so we cansa controy so we cal lives.y we i'd like to say we need to cancel sam harris. >> white people should definitely condemn him,
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but what's dangerous is they're not saying please. they are usinge law force of l. to force that compliance. wae that's the real danger her that huge danger sounds like stalin, a man. >> mm-hmm. what do you think, katation? i?w >> how was your vacation? it was so good. thank you for asking. ohanw thyou were and you know w? i want everybody to know that you were on vacation somethat something weird didn' to you. >> mm. yeah. thank you. i appreciate it. isw, in many ways, this is the first time you asked me how my vacation went. >> he did text me duringd text my vacation to see how things were going with him. >> yes. and if. if thing i up anything about ho things were going with me, you would either stop talking or say you had to gostoppe ay h. ways i so in many ways it was like i never left.. bu yeah, but the norms, yes.to we're not supposed have to conform, conform to one single norm. >> like, whatever jimms aty does at his house is normal there. but if he tried it out, thomas's she house, she probabln would kick his. >> yes. well, all of us are goinmeg go home after this and have like, a very different night. i'm guessing, you know.e wh.
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it's. we're the whole thing is we're supposed to not have that much influence over us. ine government is where we can just live our lives the way we want to. as long as it's not hurting anybodve oury. to, as >> and i don't care what kind l of freaking you're into, as long as it doesn't stopt me from doing what i want to do. >> hmm. well, what kind of figure is going on in your head? hot . if you onleakyn your y knew.>> i mean, he's just kidding. yeah. yeah. nothing at all. and all your dad's watching. okayup up next, in pen impedinge democracy exposes liberal hypocrisy. >> well, that's generic. >> he was only 47. aneurysm. did he have life insurance? do you know. you got to get on it. check out select. >> trust me. the peace of mind. it's worth it. life insurance. too important to put off another day. that's why select, quote, getting coverage you need easy. for less than a dollar a day. now get up to a $2 million policy with no medical exam
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oh, stupid line or drug.e sa >> he saw no harm in pulling the alarm. i speak of new york
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democratic congressman jamaal bowman, who's under investigation after he was caught on camera pulling p tre.a a stfire alarm to try and delay a key vote on a gop stopgap spending bill on saturday. and now a resolution to formally kick out of congress has already been introduced. but he's got a ann explanation. s it was all just an accident.ay bowman says he thought pulling the alarm would open a door that he needed to get. yeah. he also thought that door would lead him to narnia or that lying would get him outle.u of troublet . >> but does he know why thiswh has gotten so much attention? y i don't know why this has gotten so much attention. >> i was literally just in a rushat's allak go vote. and it was not take say i responsibility for what i did, you know. but like i said, i was in a rush to go vote and, you know, investigatigation e single saw and everything else out. >> yeah. okay. was tr so he was trying to get to theyi vote. that's like a mugger claiminbact he was trying to put money t back into the victim's pockehet >> but really, he thought the fire alarm would just open's the door w alarm because that's
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what fire alarms do. they magically open doors. what is the use to open car a windowbo? bl you know, a carbon monoxide detector probably thinks his t ve. eit remote turns on the microwave. so either. bowman stupi id or drunk.t well, here's aoc, who might be a bit of all three defending him. >> there's something to bee saio said about the government's about to shut down. there's a vote clocktelock thats going down the exits that are normally open in that building suddenly closed their fire, filing a motion of to expel a member who, in a moment of panic, was trying to escape a vestibule. >> give me a break. escape up bed. step your back. >> s o it's a moment of panic. xt aoc i'll remember to use that the next time i get stuck hostintime iostingg a show withd . it's pretty unnecessary. i don't know why, why it went
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in that direction. but anyway. to view to c >> but leave it to the view to come to his defense. om hisi know jamaal. >> and so again, i'm a littlell biased, but the doors that are normally open so that he can get to the chambers to read were miraculously closed. how did that happen? and so yes, sometimes and y you're freaking out and you're an elevator,ouressin but if yout looking because there's a door that's normally open, you just go and you press a button. can >> wait, wait, wait, wait. there are door os that can be open or closed in elevators with who knows how many. >>sons, wha but what kinde is of technological nightmare is thi this?s? t god, what happens when they find out about escalators? it's going to blow m their they're moving stairs that can go up and down. >> where do the stairs some someone call 911. sorry, ladies, but he didn't push any buttons. he pulled a fire alarm.s me but your confusion scares me. ar god help these ladies. if they ever need to use an elevator, they'll end wondering
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where to flush when they're done there. ey too >> i'm intimating that they took a dumk thp. >> the elevator. chelsea, do you buy his excuse or is is stupid? is he lying? is he drunk? it is a stupid excuse. he is. he is. he is lying. served there for eight years. and i'm sitting here, i'm thinkingthinking wal i've id through a lot of those doors. all of those doors. rush, runnini rushed, you know,u late for a vote. i've been through a few governmentwns,ot as. there's not a single door that requires a pushing or pullinlevers og of any levers or buttons. yeah. first of all, let's just get that straight. exp second of all, this really just exposes their hypocrisy of their you know, they're like, okay, yeah, we'r to make the laws. we've got to go rush and make the laws, but the laws don't apply to the don't ym. s and you see, what he has done, essentially, is whaty they have accused and charged donald trump and hundreds of othe r
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americans for doing, which is,fi as they say, obstructingcial unofficial proceeding. it's very clear he's a schoo a r principal. >> he's not a stupid person. yeah, he i mean, they havels i fire drills in school. >> yes, i know, but -- but this is not his first day on the job. yeahd , this is his second terme serving the united states house of representatives. so i don't buy a single thing that he's saying or what. aoc, i saw a lot of doors before i ever saw any. sa. is, the >> know the real, you know, the real sin here is, the facter that he's reaffirming a stereotype that black show up to work late. >> it's just making my jobow harder. >> but -- but you know, you know, the real problem here is i want to go with his w official story and say was an accident. right. and what w toe to do is we needr bein to file articles of impeachment for being a dumba dumb. w >> yeah.
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if you don't know how to use a a dooror you c, you lead my count. >> exactly where he's got to go . >> he's got to go. i mean, how many idiots do wec, have in congress now t? us guy? aoc now this guy. like, what are we doing here? we must be thet dumbestbe the on the planet. it is incredible. i don'januarbodyt know if our jy six, if anybody pulled the fire alarm, i mean, could he bee he's an insurrectionist. >> that was worse. that the worst thing since 911.t it's read and it says fire himsu . >> it's wrong with this guy. yeah, a cat, a drunk lying or stupid. >> i mean, it's probably lying and the reason why is this getting so much attention? >> honestly, because. pe it's funny. >> yeah. like, that's whyople people are like, what did you. i don't think i should go to jail. okayde. but then the other side,er stupid. >> the other side is like, dom you really expect him to know
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what a fire alarm is like? yes, i do. >> or the whole he was victim of those doors? yeah. mou how does that come out of your y moutouh? r take >>? and then you're just okay wu with that being your taklde? i'd lock him up.le yeah, yeah. but it's. i would like his and his staffd then called republicans aftern this because then that alwayths breaking the law it's like yeah hey you would have, you would pull a firtler wase alarm if his in the other room and now it is late night comedy back tonight. >> welnight? l, but comedy. no, but the show is. yeah, yeah, yeah.>> you thin'll cove k. >> you'll even be covering this. no, they won't cover this. they'll play alongths, this.themse this is why they discredited themselves so much. this is where we are as a peoplee trying now the democrs are trying to sell us on this idea that there's a blacisk amih person out there who doesn't understand technolog sy, but its so left. >> thank you. the black guy laugh the rest of it. you know , he okay, we need it.o
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we're going to get it for himla to laugh. yeah, we could laugh. yeah. don't look around. okay? ryour you got him pandering. i didn't realize. i had to run it by the commissioner first. you guys are the worst i. but it wasn't that funny, so. no, i like that.y it i stood it. i still got the purchase. it's. it's so laughable. like aoc, idea that aoc didn't w any better. yeah, maybe this is a woman bought season tickets to see the electoral college play football. you know, but where it gets me crazy is if you really paid attention to the story. the reason we know he's lying is he sent out talking points m today telling other congress members how to address the controvers t y like. when you go out with a group of guys, the only time you huddleonly timt at the ends night to get your story straight is if you all did your w ysome things your are gog to kill you for. you understand so true g straight. our guys are clappinuys are slgh the wives they're looking at. some of the guys aren't clapping unlesom, is was like, i don't know what he's talking about, honey, i have no idea. guys, go home, delete. they
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you have kids around, call them and tell them. uncle greg has a surprise to show themgreg has a. but what they did about my tweet was that it was thinking about my tweet. no, i about my son. so thinking about my twitter. wow. oh, man. yeah. the pranksteac survir actually d the shooting and says he'll continue to make his videos. meanwhile, the shooter was found not guiltyalicious of malm wounding, although he's definitely guilty of makinfinallg the finally enjy a prank video at a hotel. >> i think, you know, every guy ono's an honest guy has to say insi watched that video more once and it made them smile inside. did it.
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>> make you smile inside? oh, i loved it. yeah. oh, i love, nt. so oh, i want this on replay. yeah. so i have this fictitious place called hotel to stay in,, and i'm the dictator of hoteinl boston, and, you know, it's to stay. and that youtuber would be in jailt yout. unite >> we'd lock him up for being a youtube prankster. and this is why united statesrmi government like democrats are right. >> sometimes we do need reforma in the criminal justice system because that guy should be innocen shoult. e or he should be found not guilty. we should get him a job in these policethin that. force or somet, that. you know, he needs a promotion be raise a. gofundme. but if you're a good judge, you let this guy go becaus gooee he did a good civil act, a good civil service for the community . you know, to the youtube prankso genre. >> yeah. ou sometimes goes too far, right?e absolutely. so you have to nipto nip the ite bud. >> and if you got to shoot somebody to do it, then, oh, well o, yeah, yeah.
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>> i watched it as a woman. mm. so i think i had a different take. >> i watched it so i, this guy literally shoot another guy whke for, you know, doing this wounk or whatever and then he's literally acquitted of malicious wounding by a jury of his peers. and all i could think as i was watching it was, am i that annoying that someone would shoot? i was >> i'd be like, are you mad atti me? see, i was thinking i thinkingb- about, did that guy get his food? come- h on, somebody, you are. you're with me, right? you're going like, i wonder if that food ever got deliveredu because you would. because you would contact grubhub and you go like my food. neve ed and ne is r arrived, and no one's going to tell you. that's because the delivery man shot somebody. but you're going to be. i want a refund. it's been 40 minutes. that you sign of fat, though. yeah. >> like if you were in a com, it would be called love handles. actually, you know, i get it. i'm. m
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i'm with you on the food. i meant pa, think for this kid, the most painful part is not the shooting. t it's that 50,000 people clicked like yeah video like you know you as a person if that's where they're at on this thing, where where is the the charm ent and the talent orer the entertainment value tryin of putting this phone in somebody's face and upsettin g a guy who was trying to do his job? yeah. i mean, that that really is the tragededy of thiy. this this whole thing is,t you know, we can make jokes about it, but the factth that 21 year old kid was shot because he's essentially harassing month people for clicks. >> yeah. so that he can make two or 3000 dollars a montdad ish on youtub. his dad is defending his actions even after being he's saying, i'm still going to go and harass people. deiss this is literally the social d civilization. l yeah. of social media, of these mes makis-ocial media companie ,a ton of money so that guys like him are they don't care about the consequences of their actions, their words, what the y are doing to other people.
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it's all for the likes and the clicksd it and it's itr is essentially eroding the spiritual foundation of our country, which has nothing to d io with religion. it's just be kind to others and treat people with respect, do unto others as they would. you know, you would have them doinsteag it.late it's like we're insteadis of learning how to de-escalate n is what you would do, whether you were christian or not. that's what you diwhat yd. ggres and now it's allio about escalating to you want aggression guy and this guy fulfilled it for him. >> but everything you need to knodenomicsw about is summed by the fact that the kid got shot in the stomac hh and saysd he's willing to keep doing it for two grand a month, like point whoop to the debates.>> y >> biden should bring up that interview also. this is a greaou wt lesson. you do not mess with strangers. yeah, it's like it's like you justu know you know, that'sn what like drunk people always get in fights because they startwith messing with othr people. they could be an mma fighter. they couldhe be packing. >> i don't know. they could be jason bourne,eithr
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cat you know we hear a lotld about equality and equity>> should he be an equal opportunity? >> shaver well i think we don't? know the whole story here. yeah. what dhinkheo you think? i think they knew each otheri because he clearly has no chance. i mean, everybody'ss rushing won to feel that he's like her. oc and it's a woman. so obviously, like, if there wasn't something else going on,. she'd like it was me. i want the attention. yeah. gobe somet somethinglo else going on. >> they have beef. they have? >>, has a lot of long before this. >> and i don't know what i bett, but i bet i woulwid encourage r all of you ties to the areat ths to reach out to me please. >>. but only about this about i will not send pictures of my feet ever. that took a weird turn. you? yeah. a border >> tulsi. i bet he knows how a border agent feel feelss that. guy that was literally my first
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thought was number one. like, bro, this guy standingandg himself and trying to take on hundreds of people rushing hi hm and he probably has a little empathy for prots trying to protectall. our borders that he might be getting y a call.that yeah, yeah, yeah. oh, you know, although i should. he had done that t t.o lady.doi what do you do? you know, if you watched the longer video he waitody. heg it to everybody. yeah. he was doing it to everybody who he could get his hands on and him that was just partr of his cover so he could go after this ladye lady.. y this is a this is a fullt's like on back story here. oh, that's like you trying to get a drink at the bar. i love that. b you think they still let me into the bar, but thanar.k you.s listen, i looked at theni physique and just thought it was nice that chris christie picked up besidece thas. i mean, like, look at that guy he's into. >> but seriously, like, i get i'm no show pony. we should be applauding the fact that he's doing some side to side cardio. yeah and i should point out this is an old miss football game everybody thereol so bombed
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nobody felt a thing. okay. when you geto bombed to i would all miss it's your blood alcohol content. you know. but i find it funny because,s like, listen, you run onto the field like stupid things are goin. g to. >> s ro i laugh. that's a thing like hotel. but i've never had the urg eanythi to run on to a field forng anything, anything, anythinge p what is the purpose of running on to the field if not to get i hi dt by? >> somebody? i don't know. but running away from cops is in my blood m it. >> but. but. but, you know, honestly, i got to be honest with yowith youu. >> you do not hit a white womanu all day. knock a beautiful liz. got the drestid kind as all loog all beautiful and sweet and kind, and he's just going th i'm over like that. >> and i'm mad at you for stealing my chris christie joke. i how you're going to go there. pull that right out of my head. i was like, body's economy goty bad. he got a soldier, you know? but now you definitely , 's you know, if i'm the security guard, i always try to put myself in people's shoes iffeet
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i tell you this story. a historian in the u.k. is going viral for explaining how rock, paper, scissors actually originated as a game in the 17th century japanese brothee brotl. as a fan of brothels, by the iny, why do you why is there? a brothel? that's that's what i mean. so this is the deal. if it's in a brotheley, right ad you've already paid the money and you're playing rock, paper, scissors. >>sors, whd of what kind of devl are you getting into. i don't know. we still ove have to duel over this. >> but, yeah, you don't even 21st how 21st finger started bed. >> you're right. >>t. n't wan >> you do not want to know. yeah, i was thinking about patty cake. or maybe simon said, oyeahh, th. yeah. you know what's funny about it is, like, some podcaster pulled this out. wee dos is don't even know that> is true. yeah, like, that's how dump with the internet fails us. on'tr compyou know?d >> don't. don't ever complain, because thes e are perfect five word stories. oh, i take it all day. no, as far as i'm concerned, hos originally calledle
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hop. >> let's do the break. tulsi, i'm embarrassed to even ask you a question. one parent said she'll never tell her kids to sort out their problems using. rock, a paper, scissors again. i don't believe that. i don't believroblem. ge that gp in hawaii is, you know, we are like a melting pot of ethnicities and cultures from across asia, the pacific. so as a kid, i didn't i'd neveos heard of rock, paper, scissors. junks as kids, it was and a show. i can a show which is the japanese language version of this. >> what if we just did and opo junk. junk. john can, pull that explained. i can choke. so that' c show.s actually closr to the. it's not junk. junk. it's not junespek. s respect the language. she is sheso so setting us up we're going to pull this in hawaii. >> i know. >>knowg to. begin. i'm going to get my kicked. that flew ou whicht. it's always been a dream of mine. !
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top. >> this is the widestt conversation i've ever been a part of. >> what the was going on in europe? eu? whai don't know, man.e 1700 what year was this? it was the 1700s. which is okas,, that mey, if it. is that mean in the 16th century? i always got that confused. d you go forward. there's originated in china. oh, that moved oveved overr jap, which is where just like covid . i made that link. i don't know. >> why? >> i know you don't like this story at all. you're actually fishin gr pock something in your pocket. pr yea. you'h. >> you're like, you want to get out of here? everything i want to sayobnceled is probably get me canceled. you know, like, i'm sitting over here saying to myself, like, oh, i'd love to play rock, paper, scissors thth tulsiissors wh tuls, but is that appropriateat? >> i know. martial arts, for the record. oh, yeah was for. i got. mpwas fishing for the campaign donationaignn.
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s. you all right, so, kat, there are, like, you could just basically take any game and involve i some kind of, like, striptease and make it into whatever you want. yeah, no, i. i read the article. oh i, and it said first it was a drinking game, then it becamee a game. so really, what's going to getnk you ining ga more trouble?in a drinking game or a game? the answer in both cases, it depends what you're doing it with. >> hmm. i thoughds who yout two things i synonymous. yeah. thosewhat about freeze tag?ut oh, yeah. you know how that startereezd. how? you don't want to know. oh, dear. i think joe bidet stm yeah.n pl, but it's actually mcconnell. and righ.t at.i thin sorry. all right, well, i'll make fun of the republicans. we are done herek madehe. >> i think we made the audience feel really uncomfortable when . >> you mix a children's game. >> you could have raised an objection when yea
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